Music makes the world go round…
From borrowing records, making mix-tapes, burning cds to playlists. Playlists are awesome.
Workout Playlist. I have extremely specific playlists for working out – specifically running. I like to start with a steady, upbeat song, and the longer the run, the more high-energy song I need (I challenge anyone to not run an extra half-mile when Big Freedia’s “Excuse” comes on).
Roadtrip Playlist. Something specific to the geography or the journey. A musical grab bag.
Writing Playlist. Unfortunately, when I am trying to write it’s difficult to listen to words when I am trying to make up my words – so that playlist is mainly made up of classical, Dave Brubeck, Django Reinhardt, John Coltrane, and Miles Davis.
Dentist Playlist. Due to a sadistic childhood dentist, I have never left a dentist in anything less than tears. Music helps – so I can drown out the sound of the drill or the scraping. Very relaxing, calming music. However, this can backfire like the time I had on my playlist and they gave me a shot in the mouth. Needless to say, “Wouldn’t it be nice” by the Beach Boys is forever tainted. It also caused my dentist to write me a prescription for Valium to be taken before I am to step foot in his office.
Louis Armstrong Playlist. Louis works for everything. There is something that has always calmed me down and cheered me up listening to Satchmo.
Bad-Ass Women Blues Playlist. Also automatic good mood generator. Lots of Nina Simons, Etta James, Big Maybelle, Big Mama Thorton, Aretha Franklin, Valerie Wellington, Tina Turner (when she was with Ike), and LaVern Baker (who inspired me while I was writing my prohibition paper). I also have a men’s blues, and just all-around blues playlists.
Oddly Mellow Dudes Playlist. Selections from George Harrison, John Lennon, Billy Joel, Happy Talk Band, Lyle Lovett, Bruce Springsteen, Elvis Costello, Olu Dara, Johnny Cash, Nirvana (unplugged), Mike Scott, Paul Simon, David Bowie, Roy Orbison, the Police, Nick Lowe, and Otis Redding…
I could go on and on… But the point is that music alleviates, helps you get your groove on, inspires you, forces you to tear off your clothes and dance in your underwear alone in your room, or allows you to sit patiently on a plane for hours and stare out a window.
I have also had some songs “inspired” by me – or so I have been told (and shown) – but I have to say that my favorite occurred a few years ago. My friends threw me a fabulous surprise birthday party. Part of the night’s events were some friends reading poems and stories and performing songs.
Dave Ray performed “Girl, you will be crafting soon.” In a wig and boa, I might add. Magnificent.
But my all-time favorite is by Trixie, singing “Hey, Sally Asher.”
That Christmas, Trixie and Dave recorded the songs for me as a gift.
They never fail to make me smile, calm me down, cheer me up, and keep me going. So I try to save them for when I really need it. It reminds me of not only how fantastic and wildly creative my friends are but also how supportive and thoughtful they are.
Have a listen!…
Girl, You Will Be Crafting Soon
Hey, Sally Asher!
Music is so important. DAve and Tixie are the greatest.
Girl, you will be crafting soon
Mardi Gras near we’re racing the sun
Gotta get home and get your glue gun
There’s sequence to sew
I need a wig and maybe some shoes
Gotta get down to Red White & Blue
They always come through
Maybe I’ll just borrow from you
Yes I count on you…
Girl, you will be crafting soon
The world is just our playground
Girl, you will be crafting soon
And God, how I love this town
Your walking the street on Ash Wednesday
As they pour out of church all they ever say is,
“Ain’t dat a shame”
Your feet pound the ground head spinin’ around
wig in your hand your makeup’s a mess
You’ve got to sit down
It gets harder and harder each year
But we all know that
Girl, you will be crafting soon
The world is just our playground
Girl, you will be crafting soon
And God, how I love this town
Girl, you will be crafting soon
The world is just our playground
Girl, you will be crafting soon
And God, how I love this town
Hey, Sally Asher
You really live up to your nickname SmasHer
Ever since you were a little baby girl
I bet you gave momma gray hair earl-y
Oh, Sally Asher
Between you and your brother Basher
I know you got into a few tight jams
Like the time you fixed the family van
with spray paint cans
And Sally knows how
to live life so fine
Where Sally goes
joy follows just to keep the time
We know her well enough
it’s lucky stuff
to be loved by Sally Asher
You really live up to your nickname SmasHer
Pretty soon you’ll be a famous writer
But we all know you as a derby fighter
A Punch for life.
Oh, Sally Asher
I really love the way you saved all your pets
And how you have the largest wig collection
And fascinating hats that look like confections
Plus you make sushi
And Sally knows how
to live life so fine
Where Sally goes
joy follows just to keep the time
We know her well enough
it’s lucky stuff
to be loved by Sally Asher
You really live up to your nickname SmasHer
Down the road we’ll see your name in books
But we’ll all know you for your costume hooks
and your nice ass.
Hey, Sally Asher
She’s Sally Asher
known as Smasher
He, Sally Asher
We all love
that Sally Asher.